Tuesday, March 15, 2011

jeans like me.

This is the worst thing I have ever heard. One of my favorite blogs, stoollala.com, showed me this video, and I have watched it probably three times in a row to distinguish what the fuck made anyone in their right mind want to make this video.
First, the girl is not cute at all. like not even a little. JennaMarbles said she is a Screech look alike. and I fully agree. what are those teeth, what are those clothes? and why is most of this video shot mostly in your bedroom? and who the fuck let you lip sync? you are really bad at it and no amount of pointing at yourself will convince me otherwise. Sort out your shit first before you release this on the world.
I feel bad for the rapper in this video, he will never have any cred, and hes actually not half bad. however, he flushed his career down the drain with this abomination so oh well, won't be poppin any bottles of Cristal anytime soon because you will be broke as fuck.
hey, fyi, rhinestone embellished jeans are out, so whoever made that decision, kudos because it looks like shit. this poor lanky girl. I know its wrong to make fun of 12 year olds, but its also wrong to put this kind of crap out and call it music so I feel like all bets are off.  I wish her all the luck in the world because she is for sure going to need it. I'm sure she has rich parents so she won't be too far off. hope they didn't put all their eggs in this basket. Please let her drive the car, the mini cooper, no less.  Last I checked that's illegal, but no worries, that plaid hat will make up for it for the obvious law breaking.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

black keys


Brothers: The Black Keys

            The Black Keys…perhaps you’ve heard of them? They are the only the most hyped Grammy-winning band to come up from Akron, Ohio. Band members Dan Auerbach (vocals and guitarist) and Patrick Carney (drummer) have been together since 2001, making the American blues-rock music that people seem to love. They have been featured in Rolling Stone magazine and their music has been played in shows such as Sons of Anarchy and even in the Twilight:Saga.
            What’s new for these guys? This year on May 18, 2010, Brothers was released with a 15 track album listing. Talk about blowing up, this album sold over 73,000 copies its first week, the highest The Black Keys has yet to see. This album is loose and very stylistic with its unmistakable “Black Keys” sound. They really pulled out all the stops for this album with “Tighten Up” becoming their most successful single and reaching the top of the charts. There are risks taken with this album, and they are done successfully. Auerbach’s falsetto is done well, and shows the versatility of his voice, and his willingness to push himself past the comfortable and powerful howl that he has perfected. There is much to be heard from The Black Keys yet, and this album was only a sample of what is yet to come.